Kate n' Russ

A glimpse into the lives of our CFOs

Kate and Russ are the Bionex CFOs (Chief Feline Officers). Naturally, they run the show here at Bionex. This page is a chronicle of their day-to-day thoughts and activities. We would be lost without them.

January 21, 2013

Welcome back President Obama!

Maybe this term he will see the light and get a First Cat. So much more befitting a president.

January 1, 2013

Why isn't New Year at a sensible time, such as 7pm? So tired.

Catnip Coma

I think her lethargy may have more to do with the excess catnip-nog.

December 25, 2012

Merry Christmas. Have a great holiday filled with love and catnip!

December 21, 2012

It's not the end of the world!

Thank goodness - All those lost carbs would have been tragic.

December 3, 2012

There is a great new play thing here! It is 5 feet tall and has endless toys hanging from it. Occasionally they fly off when I bat them hard enough.

She is overstimulated. The humans seem concerned for her so they keep chasing her away and replacing these "tree ornaments". It's nice they care.

November 22, 2012

Happy U.S. Thanksgiving! I tried to help myself to turkey, but was rebuffed. Why do they not give me what is clearly mine?

Maybe you need to be cuter. Seemed to work for this strange creature.

Feed Me!

November 8, 2012

I don't understand this "Halloween candy" but I love it - they eat the junk inside and discard the "wrapper" toy! I have already carefully placed 15 under the couch.

I suspect the "junk" is a magical carb they call "chocolate". They seem adamant that I do not get any...

October 31, 2012

A dog in a lobster outfit. I would never stoop to such a low. Where's his self-respect?

One word: Lob-strocity.


October 9, 2012

I have revenged! Now I am in CONTROL!

Now we can watch Garfield reruns instead of Star Trek. Wa ha ha.

Russ in (remote) control

September 26, 2012


Ha ha. I must plot a devious revenge. And sleep with one eye open.

Just ducky

September 5, 2012

By my brilliant decree, we have started a new section on our website. It shows topics that are current and interesting to vet-people. We call it Trending.

Henri the Cat & Le Vet. So true.

August 24, 2012

A strange creature has invaded the office. And is sleeping in my bed.

Sleeping during work hours. Disgraceful. She should at least hide so it's not obvious.

Creature in bed

August 7, 2012

I saw a mammoth creature today on the Outside. I Googled: It was a "Cecropia Moth". So majestic. I tried to kill it.

I think the only thing being killed was time. Speaking of which, I must learn more about this all-powerful "Google".

July 24, 2012

The humans speak of a "sitcom". About a veterinary clinic. Very scary. Watch if you dare.

They put that where?!.

July 4, 2012

Happy Birthday America!

Wait. Who is the daddy?

July 1, 2012

Happy birthday Canada!

So confusing. Countries are born? Ouch.

June 27, 2012

There has been much activity this week. A strange phenomenon called a "stay-cation" has occurred. It seems to involve dismantling my hiding spots. Something they call "tidying and organizing".

I do not understand "tidying and organizing". My toys always return to their proper place and the litter box is always clean without me doing anything. Why do they not just relax?

June 7, 2012

I have instructed that we use the Bionex Twitter account more. I understand this means more tweets. Tweets means birds. Therefore Twitter must have birds. I will pounce on them when they emerge from the computer.

The practice pounce did not go as planned. There were no birds, but the Bionex humans did cry fowl.

May 30, 2012

The Bionex president -person has just come back from a "Lost Vegas". He seems pleased. Perhaps they serve Tender-Vittles®?

Lost Vegas? I wonder how he found it.

May 8, 2012

Russ ate a peanut today. A salt and vinegar flavored peanut. I worry about his cat-hood. So dog-like to eat anything. Where is the proper contempt?

I thought it was carbs. Light brown, bite-sized and unguarded. So tasty. Perhaps the dogs are on to something.

Apr. 17, 2012

The monster attacked again. None of the Bionex humans seemed upset. Do they not know it's evil?

I agree. Maybe they are already under its control. We need to learn more about the dreaded lord "Vacuum".

Apr. 2, 2012

More updates to Easy-VetSite. Do they never stop? When they are typing, they are not feeding me Tender-Vittles®

In this cat-eat-Tender-Vittles® world, you must fend for yourself. I helped myself to the bag.

Mar. 19, 2012

The door is open again! The door is open again! Now we can smell spring and hear the creatures on "the other side".

If only this strange mesh shield in the doorway was not there! It repels me each time I lunge at the birds. So close. Yet so far.

Mar 5. 17, 2012

My staff cleaned under the couch today. 14 cat toys so far and counting.

It's like Christmas - only better! I'm sure I can figure out how to play with 3 toys at once.

Christmas in March!

Feb. 20, 2012

The keyboard monkeys have been working very hard. They claim to be making updates to Easy-VetSite. I try to help, but they keep pushing me off the keys and muttering. Some thanks.

I must try to sneak a Cheeto while they are distracted.

Feb. 3, 2012

A bird feeder has appeared outside. The birds are coming closer. They do not suspect I'm waiting here for them. Must be still...

Very odd that this "bird feeder" seems only to feed a single fat squirrel. I think it is poorly named.

Jan. 17, 2012

We've whipped the crew into shape and the launch of the new Bionex website is a go. Now I can re-focus on our critical Tender-Vittles® shortage (the stocking full just wasn't enough).

A nice improvement over our last website. Although still a dog on the home page. Must talk to the litter-changers about that.

Dec. 25 2011

Merry Christmas everyone and have a purrific holiday! Enjoy all the wonderful holiday toys.

Fun Toy!

That milk and cookies they left out were delicious. I wonder what I did to deserve them?

Dec. 12, 2011

Asked Santa for a catnip mouse. And a stocking full of Tender-Vittles®.

I'm confused about this Santa thing. We don't even have a chimney.

Dec. 1, 2011

Movember is finally over. Hooray. Scary when it's not just me with a furry face.

The human whiskers did not seem to serve any purpose. And now they are gone. Very, very strange. I will nap deeply on this.

Nov. 15, 2011

Half way through Movember. It seems to involve the Bionex humans growing whiskers. I assume that they are emulating us. Finally.

Our president's mustache looks like a furry bug. I must protect him. I will try to catch it while he sleeps tonight.

Furry 'stach

Nov. 1, 2011

The food-providers have started 'Movember'. Not sure what a Movember is, but it seems to involves the males and much discussion of 'Handle-bars'. Perhaps they are buying a bike.

I don't like bikes. I can't curl up on their tiny so-called seats. Terribly designed objects.

Oct. 31, 2011

Happy Hallowe'en. Here's wishing you a treat-bag overflowing with Tender-Vittles®.

Oct. 14, 2011

It is time to update the Bionex website. Must motivate the crew. Perhaps offer them my precious Tender-Vittles®? Supply is dangerously low already.

The new website should be slick and, most importantly, show the world our prowess as CFOs. Perhaps a page dedicated to us? A great idea.

CFO Profiles



Outgoing, quick-witted and a little ADD. She's the visionary here at Bionex. Gets into everything. Addicted to Tender-Vittles®.



A thinker. Laid back and personable, he's our rock. Without his foresight, Bionex would be impulsively adrift. Loves carbs. Always underfoot.

Bionex Fact

Our mascot is a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel. Her name is "Breeze".